Worzel Gummidge attacks Jack Straw

Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 21 March 2010

Worzel Gummidge appeared at a news conference today and made a sensational attack on Jack Straw,accusing him of being a disgrace to strawmen all over the World "Jack Straw together with Tony Blair are war criminals responsible for the deaths of millions of people" said Wurzel. "They should all be stuck on a pole and used as scarecrows" exclaimed Worzel.

Afterwards we met Worzel for a cup o'tea and a slice o'cake,just after he took of his bravehead which he had on at the news conference. "I have got my thinking head on now" said Worzel so you can ask me anything".

We then asked Worzel about his plans to start a new political party the Worzels Party, and he explained about the party and its policies.

"We had a problem starting the Worzel Party to begin with because we kept getting mixed up with a band called the Wurzels who sang that song COMBINE HARVESTER". Once we got started we would make our main policies benefit the majority of the people."

The group's main policies include:

1) No tax to be paid by anybody earning less than one million pounds per year

2) 99% tax to be paid by people earning one million pounds or more a year

3) No TV license (you should be able to watch Worzel for free)

The party says their policies would benefit the vast majority of the people but unfortunately, from past experience, at election time people forget to put their thinking head on.

Aunt Sally then arrived and Worzel left saying "now its time for a bit of Wanking" Check you tube under worzel wanks again.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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