Bambi and his family saved from being culled in Fife

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 20 March 2010

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Deer Crossing no shooting please

Poor little Bambi and the rest of his family have been saved at the last minute from being slaughtered after campaigners managed to persuade drinks firm Diageo to call off the cull.

The firm had planned to wipe out the entire herd of deer that roams the land at its factory in Leven, Fife. However furious local protesters and animal welfare chiefs called for the deer to be moved instead.

Diego have now called in Les Stocker a wildlife expert who has a plan to rehome the deer. We caught up with Mr Stocker last night as he was Leven sorry leaving Fife. Mr Stocker wearing a Deerstalker hat said "I am considering taking all the deer even the Bucks to my animal rescue centre St Tiggywinkles in Buckinghamshire".

Even Bambi's mother is going to survive this time but it Disney always have a happy ending.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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