PENSACOLA - Pastor Jerry Tones of The Church At The Top of The Stairs in Pensacola said that he is taking one of the all-time great children's stories Bambi and he will be burning the book in his assigned parking space at his church as a protest.
Poor little Bambi and the rest of his family have been saved at the last minute from being slaughtered after campaigners managed to persuade drinks firm Diageo to call off the cull.
The firm had planned to wipe out the entire herd of deer that roa...
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