Subo fanatics still behind bars

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 15 March 2010

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Some Subo fanatics remain behind bars awaiting trial for, amongst other things, 'bestowing blessings randomly on unsuspecting atheists'.

They have lately been asking for Walkers crisps since they found out Pamela Anderson is over in UK filming commercials for Walkers. It's the red swimsuit that first got her noticed by Subo fanatics. They never miss anything red.

Distraught at having had their red scarves taken away from them they HAD threatened to go on hunger strike. No-one cared. This infuriated them so much that they decided, instead, to hold a vigil. They're not too sure what a vigil is so have asked for a laptop to look it up on Wikipedia.

The warden has insructed staff NOT to let them anywhere near ANY computer as she has a sneaking suspicion they will be using it to contact their website and whine to the others members and to Admin and Mods. (Who clearly don't give a damn about them.)

It's well know that a tribute video will be made for them by a special member (who doesn't give a 'jot' about copyright issues), set to the Elvis's "Jailhouse Rock". She merely wants her videos out there, whatever the cost to so-called 'friends'.

Donations are being asked for on site in order to post bail for these valued members. Having said that, no-one has yet donated one red cent towards 'the cause'. RED CENT. Oh my! I'm cracking jokes now. Hold me back!.

Sensible people left this site many moons ago and left the lunatics behind. They meet in 'peace' on other sites and seem to be doing okay. They still get a laugh at the Red Scarf Brigade and do have a couple of friends over there bringing back news.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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