Subo fanatics very fickle people-now stalking Pamela Anderson

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 15 March 2010

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Subo twin fanatics arrive in style

Some of Subo's Red Scarf Brigade are proving to be very fickle indeed. Recently twin fans found out that Pamela Anderson is filming commercials for Walkers Crisps. They don't have many flavours in America apparently and Twin 2 recently lived on Walkers Crisps when panhandling in Scotland. Returning to the U.S. she began having serious withdrawal problems and no American 'chip' can ease her pain.

Twin 2 convinced Twin 1 to return to the U.K. and track Pamela down. They are said to be arranging a Meet and Greet with Pamela and will be handing over a red quilted swimsuit they have made, as well as a framed photograph of themselves. Naturally, the press have been invited to this 'low key' meeting.

They hope to have Pamela put in a good word for them with the Walkers 'people' and have them ship boxes of Walkers Crisps to their expensive homes in America.

Pamela is already having crisps shipped to her children who just love them.

It didn't dawn on the twins to simply contact Walkers and BUY some boxes to be shipped to them.

They appear to thrive on following people around and Pamela is said to be 'kinda flattered'. She has NO idea what she is letting herself in for.

When questioned, the twins said they still love Subo but have so much love inside them, "there's enough to go around God's great universe twice". After which they started throwing blessings around.

People were ducking and diving trying to avoid catching one.

It is thought by experts that the RED swimsuit worn by Pamela in the Baywatch series, may have been an added attraction for the twins.

They did have a recent Close Encounter of the Billy Connoly Kind and have hired bodyguards should he ever come within a hundred miles of them. Talk about paranoid.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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