Tight Lipped Man Gives Nothing Away

Written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 14 March 2010

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Tight Lipped. Saying Nothing.

Mick McMack, often accused of being the tightest lipped man in Britain, renowned for his brevity and his penchant for non-charitable deeds, today refused to expand on his previous statement to the press, in which he merely said:

"I have nothing to say."

McMack, who once described himself as 'a communicator who doesn't like to communicate' refused to communicate further today, even when doorstepped by the world's press.

He faced a barrage of questions interspersed with a few choice insults merely by nodding his head and smiling.

When he was asked by a TV news reporter if he at any point in his career intended to say something meaningful, or crack a joke or something, he went back inside and closed the door behind him.

No Robert Pattinsons or Kristen Stewarts were harmed in the reporting of this news item.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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