So, let’s get this straight. Steve Bannon called Trump’s older daughter, according to Michael Wolff’s book Fire And Fury, “Dumb as a brick.” No mention was made of that negative description. No outrage there. Doesn’t mean everyone silently agreed.
Chile - Crappy singles like Cliff Richard's 'Mistletoe and Whine' and 'Living Troll' were part of General Pinochet's awesome torture armory according to former prisoners abused for decades by the vile dictator in Santiago Jail. Played ad nauseam a...
London - "WTF?" was the famous singer-songwriter's response to stories linking him and disgraced P2 Lodge hitman General Augusto Pinochet. UK broadsheet stories have claimed the Chilean Supreme Court is considering extraditing Davies 'because he w...
London - Hackers and conspiracy nutz are trying to hunt down a Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy during a gap year stint at a Machiavellian - er...Florentine! - language school. A complex matrix of cyberspace erasures and deletions detected in r...
Washington - A CIA briefing has laid bare the fetid fucts - er...facts!: Charles is General Pinochet's son and owes the US taxman billions of dollars in unpaid war crime fines. Still hyperventilating at Bin Laden's death the Pretender slithered i...
London - (Rotters): Special Branch top brass are cock-a-hoop amid fears they have obtained an international arrest warrant to nab fetid South African polygamy nutter Jacob Zuma. The South African president arrives mid-week for a three day state vi...
Conception - (Faultlines): "Not hard to guess where Austrian dungeonmaster Joseph Fritzl got his inspiration!" was the only comment from astonished relief workers in the devastated Chilean town of Parral. Located on the northern shore of the Perqu...
Santiago, Chile - (Fifth Reich Mess): Brushing away a solitary tear Prince Charles knelt at General Pinochet's graveside today before ritually slitting the throat of a local Blackleg cockerel and smearing its blood all over Camilla's barren womb.
London - (Sorry Ass Mess): Not content with blaming Spain's General Franco for stitching him up over the 1968 Eurovision Song Contest debacle Cliff Richard has now vented his ire on yet another fascist dicator for blatant favoritism the following...
London - (Litigious Mess): General Augusto Pinochet's former London extradition lawyer Michael Caplan QC is said to be 'shocked and dismayed' after his ex-client's relatives and business associates were rounded up in an anti-corrupti...
Santiago, Chile - (Ass Mess): Leading Global Piss Process luminaries, Bush Administration client-dictators and top-notch account holders of the Riggs Bank are preparing to fly to Santiago for the funeral of General Augusto Pinochet whose death yester...
Santiago, Chile - (Associated Mess): 91 today! As he basks in the afterglow of receiving the Riggs Bank-sponsored Hellfire Club Lifetime Achievement Award for crappy old dictators General Augusto Pinochet is still under house arrest tonight, surround...
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