Lakeside Shopping Centre are proud to announce that they'll be opening the World's First
"Man Creche" on Saturday!
Ladies, fed up with your man "Sulking", "Snivelling" and "Moaning" whilst you spend endless hours in endless shops trying on endless clothes for endless hours then the "Man Creche" is the thing for you!
You can "while away the hours" with your Husbands credit cards talking nonsense to other Women as you venture forth on your endless quest walking around in endless circles searching for that all elusive dress and the never to be found shoes or hat that'll match it.
You can head off into the Infinite expanse of marble floored shopping heaven that is "Lakeside Shopping Centre" secure in the knowledge that Hubby is safe in our "Man Creche". Our technicians, Jane, Fiona & Ann will look after your Man as only they know how!!
"Heavy breasted women" in "skimpy tops" will massage his shoulders & rub his head against their magnificent cleavages whilst he listens to "Spurs V Arsenal" on noise cancelling headphones.
He'll be just fine swigging Budweiser and nibbling Hoola Hoops as you go about indulging your female shopping addiction before collecting him when you're finished and whisking him off for a Romantic evenings trolley pushing in Tesco Extra!
