Brit Awards emergency someone has stole the red carpet

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

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The Brit Awards maybe delayed because someone has stole the red carpet from the entrance to the building at Earls Court in London just hours before the awards ceremony is due to start.

Some of the main suspects include Lady Ga Ga but she is saying nothing and then there is also that rascal Dizzee Rascal but no one can find him at present to ask him dizzee know anything about it.

Every now and again the shows host Peter Kay keeps asking have they found the carpet yet is everything OK but so far the carpet has not turned up.

The Culprit has apparently sent a photograph of the carpet at its present location so if anybody knows where this is please contact Peter Kay so that everything will be OK.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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