Vernon Kay Admits To A Couple Of Boobs

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Sunday, 14 February 2010

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Ms Sugden and a friend off to work yesterday.

"Celebrity" Vernon Kay has admitted to making a couple of boobs. The contrite "star" apologised to his wife following what has become known as Titgate.

Kay sent rather lewd text messages to Rhian Sugden, a topless model and fork lift truck driver from Salford. Ms Sugden was initially shocked by the language used in the messages as some of the words had more than one syllable. Thankfully friends explained the meaning of the texts and Ms Sugden was delighted to reveal all.

"Vernon is lovely. I really like him. I want to travel and meet famous people and work with children. First I want to show my tits to as many people as possible."

The text messages are thought to have contained lines like "can I put my head between them and go blubble?" and Kay is currently explaining to his wife, Tess Daly, just what this all means.

A spokesperson today said that it was all a storm in a double d-cup.

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