John Terry tries to make up with Wife for Valentines Day

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 13 February 2010

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Terrys All Gold again

John Terry has apparently sent his wife Toni large boxes of Terrys All Gold Chocolates, some flowers and a copy of the hit record by Hot Chocolate It started with a kiss, I never thought it would come to this.

When I spoke to John this morning I asked if it was true that he had sent the chocolates the flowers and the song to his wife but he did not say much other than "Its Perroncel, I mean Personal."

Terry's wife Toni did not have much to say either except she did admit she likes chocolates particularly Terry's All Gold.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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