Trust not a Campbell

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 17 January 2010

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Millions have died because of the word of a Campbell

Ronald McDonald a historian from Aberdeen has been researching the history of the Campbell Clan and has a word of warning "Trust Not a Campbell".

The most recent Campbell not to trust is Alastair Campbell who recently stated at the so called Iraq Inquiry that he was proud of his role in tha attack on Iraq which led to the deaths of over one million people including babies and children blown to bits as they slept in their beds. Campbell and his boss Tony B Liar lied about weapons of mass destruction so they could kill people as they slept.

Mr McDonald claims Campbells have not changed in 300 years, in February 1692 in the massacre of Glencoe The Campbells slaughtered their hosts the McDonalds as they slept in their beds after lying that they had buried their differences and made friends.

Trust not a Campbell

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