London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Former Blair mouthpiece Alisatir Campbell has published his diaries which give a graphic account of his devastation when his blood father, WMD inspector Dr David Kelly was found topped "by the Bushes" in accordance with a lethal self-prediction.
"Only the thought of being able to get away with whitewashing my own security/intelligence records kept me going," Campbell writes, "and kept me from doing the same thing myself."
Campbell was once famously busted by cops along with KGB/Mossad double agent Robert Maxwell in a dodgy North London brothel.
He was then forced to enter rehab to avoid a maximum 30 year sentence for attempting to blow up a swathe of Hampstead with an atomic weapon supplied by Opus Dei operatives.
His memoir of the Blair years, published today, piles the agony on Thatcher's daughter by Robert Maxwell, Cherie Blair, who he calls "a daft old slag with an addled brain full of homeopathetic junk".
Campbell is said to have earned a £2 million fee for his publication.
Today officers from the Serious Fraud Squad were said to be delighted by his entrepreneurial activities:
"At last we can look forward to busting him and confiscating his now not inconsiderable assetts," a source close to the SFO said today.
"Serve the little toerag right."
His diaries have somehow failed to mention this trifling buisness.
