Kerry Downsizes!

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Thursday, 31 December 2009

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Kerry Katona the former pop star that recently brought Iceland to its kness and ruined it's economy has been forced to downsize.

She has moved herself, her mother and umpteen children into a small flat over the "Wun Hung Lo" Cantonese takeaway on the Fazarlerly Road in Kirby, Merseyside.

Kerry told our reporter that having the Chinky right below saved a fortune on taxi fares and as it was only round the corner from the chippy would provide exercise for the family on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday evenings at tea time.

When pressed on Sundays meal she informed us that the family just slobbed out on Sunday and would get a Chinky for a change.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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