Katie Prices Liver taken into care

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Tuesday, 8 December 2009

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In an early morning raid West Chavington social services have taken Katie Prices Liver into care.

Case worker Sue Meafta-Woods commented "After a report of a public relapse in her behavior a writ has been served to Miss Prices Mouth. We had to act to ensure the continued abuse of this organ stopped. We simply cannot stand by and have another innocent death on our hands, we have already reached our quota of dead children for the year and you wouldn't believe the paperwork involved when we go over target"

A close personal friend of Miss Price stated "This bitch is mental! I'm so glad when she split up with Pete I chose to stay friends with her. I just knew Pete was too stable and boring to earn any money out of. As one of her best friends I can't wait till she dies from an alcohol overdose, I reckon I could pay of my house with a pic of her choking on a drambuie and chicken soup cocktail"

Police proceedings against Miss Prices mouth on charges of abuse have been suspended while the Crown Prosecution Services deliberate whether it can be held legally responsible.

Katies mouth has been single handedly looking after the liver and two adopted breasts since her brain abandoned them several years ago.

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