'Live from Studio Five' brings BNP closer to world domination

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Friday, 23 October 2009

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Hilarious UK Channel 5 comedy 'Live From Studio Five' today unwittingly advanced the cause of Nick Griffin's ultra right wing BNP by dint of it's presenter's stunning lack of wit, knowledge and articulation of wot is English language, innit.

Topless tit model and 'Miss Vacuous UK 2008', Melissa Massager, stunned television audiences across the country with her complete refusal to hear anything less than total condemnation of Griffin's performance on BBC's 'Question Time'; rolling her eyes and making ridiculous faces as text after text rolled in questioning Question Time's rather blinkered format, and it's alleged hounding and bullying of Griffin, without the usual intellectual cut and thrust for which the programmes is so rightfully loved. "Wot?" she orated. "I don't understand ......... anything! Shall I get me norks out?"

Ex footballer, cap wearer extraordinaire and MENSA reject, Ian Fright, joined in the vitriol. "If that fash, fastsh, fascish, fasc….. evil Nazi man is allowed to be able to speak freely, then what next, innit? He's an evil man an he shouldn't be allowed to say wot he finks, innit…. Nobody should, unless it's nice words, like, innit. Like me hat? Cool innit?"

Kate Walsh, of whom this reporter has no knowledge, said nothing, and even failed to be eye candy.

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