Fat Family Children Taken Into Care

Funny story written by Bunsen Burner

Thursday, 22 October 2009

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What's more important, your child or this burger?

All 7 children from a family have been taken into care amid fears that the parents might eat them. The children, including a newborn child, are to sent to different foster homes throughout Britain in a bid to give them a chance to have a decent life.

When social services entered the property and took the children away there were no scenes of protest from the two parents. They were eating a Kentucky bucket meal each at the time. A spokesperson for social services said "The children were always less important to this couple than food. We were worried that the children might become food if the parents were desperate."

The two fat truckers are said to weigh over 25 stone each and are unaware as to how many children they actually have. Coming in the week that the world's fattest man has been revealed to live in Ipswich this news further highlights what disgusting creatures lurk in Britain.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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