"We at the BNP will use all possible methods to win the election even if it means reintroducing the Spitfires" screamed Nick Griffin in good old Jackboot style and was promptly marched off of the stage at a recent BNP party conference!
Members of the BNP thought Nick was being a bit hypocritical whilst holding his historical speech and attempting to convince his public that they really are going to introduce the Spitfire without pilots, instead of the German Messerschmitts with pilots, echt Deutsch!
His "spin doctors" had decided to flash massive photos of Brit Spitfires across the stage, which nearly got his Skinhead crowd dressed in Tuxedo's starting a "Jackbooted" riot!
"Vere are ze Messerschmitts" they screamed, "zese belong to the Dritte Reich Luftwaffe and not zose fucking Spitfires!"
Nick, crawling back onto the stage rather embarrassingly apologised to his fans, ordered the cameraman to show pictures of the beloved Messerschmitts and gave him forty lashes for being a DUMMKOPF!
The crowd cheered and the Brit Spitfires were promptly replaced with photos of the good old Messerschmitts, SIEG HEIL, was the general feeling and the only one living, honourable ex-Battle of Britain pilot parachuted out!
