The British public were in mourning today, as MI5 released previously classified pictures of one of the country's national treasures, 'Blobbyland', which is part of the huge, but crumbling 'Crinkley Bottom' conglomerate.
The once popular theme park has fallen into disrepair after fans abandoned it for the delights of the 'Big Brother House', which competing network 'Bland TV' opened in the Spring amidst a tumult of hyperbole.
Visitors to the shambles that was once the elegant residence 'Dunblobbin' have reported that they can still catch occasional glimpses of host Joel Edmundson and his pink and yellow spotted sidekick 'Mr Blobby' gazing wistfully out of the bedroom windows. Edmundson is said to spend most of his time licking the glass, whilst Blobby can be heard plaintively calling his famous catchphrase, "Blobby, Blobby, Blobby."
Fans are incensed that the site has been taken over by drug sniffing, alcopop quaffing ravers, and have threatened to take the law into their own hands, and wrestle back the sad remains of the once great theme park, by force, if necessary.
97 year old Blobby enthusiast Colin Malcolm Sidney was said to be incandescent at the revelation. "He pissed himself." said one of his 'home helps'. "Mind you," she added, "he does that on a regular basis, anyway."
