Man found in flat with penis stuck in mouth

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Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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It wasn't a good idea.

A man has been found in a flat with another man's penis stuck in his mouth - literally!

It is believed that the man who was having oral sex performed on him, was worried that he would not be able to "cum". He, thus, devised a plan where whilst receiving "head", he would divert his "friend's" attention, then pretend to ejaculate.

He did by sticking glue on the end of his cock and persuading his friend that this was his semen.

The giver, in a move that shocked the receiver, then tried to "eat" or "swallow" the "cum" to show "how much he loved" the other man. This, of course, led to disastrous consequences, with the giver's throat being stuck onto the receiver's penis.

Police are treating the case as suspiciously funny.

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