The author of popular satirical website TheSpoof.com Magazine article, 'Inbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre' has been rushed to hospital suffering from a totally out of control case of the 'vapours'
Not being entirely certain what 'the vapours' are, apart from being some punk band who thought they were turning Japanese, we consulted Michael Jackson (deceased) physician, Mr Hyde Frankenstein, who told us:
"This is simply a case of a writer losing the plot. Basically, this bum has bitten off more than he can chew. I think he was trying to emulate the Charles Dickens Spoof of a Christmas Carol from last year, but he falls way short of the mark.
"This is obviously a stressed out writer at the very end of his tether, a writer who makes innumerable typo's, or should that read typos. It all depends on the interpretation.
"Personally. I'd recommend propofol, injected intravenously. That should keep the silly bastard quiet. For ever. It worked for me."
At which point this Spoof reporting team retreated to a safe distance. waiting for the next outrageous comment. Which we wouldn't miss for the world.
Doctor Hyde Frankenstein is currently banging his head repeatedly against the wall of his padded cell and wondering why he ever got involved with a middle-aged white woman who used to be a black man who could sing and dance a bit.
More as we get it.
