TV Presenters and Cockney "Geezers" Ross Kemp & Danny Dyer are at this moment at war with each other in the poppy fields of Afghanistan.
Kemp accompanying the British Army's elite "Inter City Firm" has come up against stiff resistance from Dyer who is embedded with the Feared Taliban "Head Hunters".
To the amusement of the other combatants, Kemp & Dyer are keeping up a barrage of innuendo & throwing Cliches at each other like grenades in a desperate battle to seize each others ratings.
A spokesman who is called either Steve or Mohammed (depending on who's asking?) told us today that it was holding up the real fighting and that both the Taliban & British Army were trying to sneak off quietly for a proper fight elsewhere while the two giant egos fought it out from their entrenched positions.
