London UK: Noted Archeologist Indiana Jones has been on a dig in the Furnace Lakes region of West Sussex, where a well preserved Brobdingnagian fossil was found.
The uniqueness of this 10,000 years old Brobdingnagian fossil is that preliminary analysis shows the bones have human male characteristics. Before publishing his findings on Brobdingnagian Man, Dr. Jones motored to London to consult with a Paleontologist, Biologist and Urologist.
The Paleontologist verified the time period was correct and the Biologist verified the specimen as male. Dr. Casey Jones (Indy's brother the Urologist) who had been vacationing in Scotland said, when he saw the fossil, "wow what an enormous, extraordinarily large penis this guy must have had!"
