Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 27 July 2009

image for Grumpy Geezer from Govan Glasgow
anybody who hates children and dogs cannot be all bad

A Grumpy pensioner from Govan in Glasgow has caused major disputes between neighbours because he has complained about children and dogs. David McGregor fed up with dogs fouling in his garden and with pesky little gits who keep ringing his doorbell throwing eggs at his window and calling him Victor

has placed a large banner in his garden. The banner reads ANYBODY WHO HATES CHILDREN AND DOGS CANNOT BE ALL BAD.

The words are attributed to the famous comedian W C Fields.

Some residents have approached the local council to try and get the banner removed which is a shame as all David wants is a bit of peace.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Glasgow Rangers




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