Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Robert Mugabe President of Zimbabwe has called Gordon Brown a little dot a meaningless worthless little shit. Other people prefer to call him a grotty snot due to the fact that there is plenty of footage of Brown picking his nose in public.

We caught up with a guy who knew Brown in his university days who claims Brown is the dirtiest smelliest person he has ever met he would wear the same socks and underpants for a month and he is a continual nose picker so for me he is not a little dot he is a grotty snot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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