Earl Grey, a contributor to TheSpoof.com, today complained about a tv program on Channel 4 which shows full frontal nudity.
"I was listening to test match special. At lunch I checked on the internet. There was a headline about full frontal lunchtime nudity on channel 4. so I turned the tv on. And the show was over. Bastards! What I want to know is why channel 4 failed to draw my attention towards this show until after it was over."
Channel 4 was asked to comment. "We take our scheduling very seriously. From now on we will have topless weather forecasts, nudes broadcasts every hour and we promise to put our weekly schedule on the internet in good time. I would like to apologise to all our potential viewers for the distress this error may have caused."
For now the only tits at lunchtime are Jonathan Agnew and Geoff Boycott.
