Written by Chamone

Monday, 6 July 2009

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Love finds a away

A 3-legged man has become engaged to a woman he met at his brothers wedding.
Barry Lincoln, or 'Tripod' to his friends, met Suzy Crabtree who was acting as the photographer at his bothers wedding.

Barry had given up all hope of finding love and was preparing to become either a serial killer or a shrivelled up spiteful loner until his lucky meeting with his new fiancé.

Suzy was on some bumpy ground trying to take some snaps of the wedding party, when she suggested that Barry might come in useful to steady her shots.
They instantly clicked - well, Suzy did the clicking while Barry stood very still as she leaned on him.


"Nobody ever saw me as anything but a freak with 3 legs, but Suzy saw past all of that and got to know the real me, and I love her to bits for it", said a tearful Barry.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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