Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father is once again in the news after claiming he saw a man steal some of his fathers pie.
Mr and Mr Dick had just finished baking one of those 'sweet smelling but probably tastes like crap' pies when they decided to leave the pie (whose flavour cannot be disclosed) on the window sill to cool. After an hour of merry making, the Dicks returned to their one room house to find their blind son, young Harry Dick wailing like a banshee.
The young Dick claimed he saw a man in a red jacket and tight leather pants sneak up to the window and snatch the pie. "What I'll never forget is the mask he was wearing, it was as if he had no nose" he recalled."With a yelp and a hoot, he grabbed his crotch and seemed to just glide away with the pie".
A search warrant was issued for the missing pie but unfortunately all that was recovered was a rusty pie tin and a dirty glove soaked with a gooey clear substance (similar to glue) which police say is most likely from the pie.
This has been the 50th pie snatching since late June. The police believe this pie snatching bears the most significance.