Mrs Slocombe's pussy has been found dead in the garden. It appears that the pussy died of natural causes.
The news suggests that the curse of Grace Bros Department Store is far from over. Miss Brahms recently passed away after years of suffering in the east end of London. And Mr Humphries is no longer 'free'.
Mrs Slocombe's pussy was once the talk of London. Her pussy was visited by many international stars and she was often seen stroking her pussy in public.
Jeremy Smut, a 1970s comedy writer for the BBC, said "This is tragic. We built an entire series around one joke. That pussy joke bought me a house in the country and put the kids through school. I'm devastated that I am no longer able to dine out on Mrs Slocombe's pussy".
TV critic Charlie Patel said "Thank God. I hated the series. It was just so bad. Full of pussy jokes and stereotyping gays and women."
Mrs Slocombe's pussy will be laid to rest in St Molly's, in the parish of Sugden.
