The Apprentice Final

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Monday, 8 June 2009


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Sir Alan Sugar has been talking about how hard it was for him to decide who would take away this years coveted title of the apprentice.

This years final was hotly contested between Yasmina Siadatan and Louis Walsh's blond niece Kate Walsh.

For the final episode the two beauties had to design a new brand of chocolate, design the packaging and sell the idea to industry experts and Lord Alan.

The Government's new business Tsar has said this has been the most difficult apprentice final he has had to judge in 23 years since the shows inception and that he was glad that the Prime Minister has taken time of out his busy schedule checking up on the welfare of Susan Boyle to assist him. Lord Alan says" This has been the hardest decision I've had to make but myself and Gordon looked at both contestants skills, how they reacted under pressure and what they could contribute to the government. It was bearing all this in mind that we decided to give the job to the bird with the biggest tits.

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