David Cameron is to kick off his savage round of spending cuts with the wholesale removal of public sector unions.
"Unions were created to understandably stop people being buried in coal mines or dismembered by machinery - I hardly think this appl...
Sir Alan Sugar has been talking about how hard it was for him to decide who would take away this years coveted title of the apprentice.
This years final was hotly contested between Yasmina Siadatan and Louis Walsh's blond niece Kate Walsh.
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