Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

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New "True Brit" Army waiting for their black, shiny jackboots to be polished and delivered!

Parents refusing to have their nippers vaccinated against measles are to be pressure-ganged by the new, shiny black turned over a new leaf, jackbooted, non-corrupt Labour/NS-GB government.

These hard-core tactics are being introduced by "Herr" Brown to prove to the country that the Labour government is not a bunch of weak, corrupt wankers, but still a driving force in national and world politics.

After recently studying Mein Kampf and having numerous lessons on National Socialism, Herr Brown has decided to navigate new directions and introduce enforced policies starting with the dreaded, hated, measle vaccination programmes.

Parents who don't abide will have a "Star of David" cross sown on their worn out overcoats. If this does not work their children will be forcibly removed by a special gestapo like unit, vaccinated and given to foster parents who are proud to fly the Union "Swastika" Jack. The natural parents will be then forced into hard labour prisons for six months to mend their fucking ways, Sieg Heil!

This is just one of many new policies being implemented, obese, fatty kiddies will be forced to do 24 hours of gymnastics/athletics in the week. Fatty, obese parents will also be put in Labour camps, starved for six weeks and forced to make Opel cars!

The lazy, fat, scavenging unemployed and cheating single mums will be driven into labour camps too, have their heads shaven and forced to polish the new line of Jackboots of the new, very proud True Brit army led by Prince "Nazi" Harry and his merry SS Herren!

David Cameron is shitting in his boots because he refuses to comply and have his children vaccinated. With the next election just around the corner he could well be forced into wearing a "Star of David", locked away along with his conservative cronies, non-conformists and general opponents of the NEW NAZI LABOUR PARTY, mein Herr!

Herr Brown has assured the British public there will be no discriminatory, racist policies introduced against blacks, coloureds, Jews, other ethnic minorities and Gays, but he did warn "get your fucking kiddies vaccinated or get straight otherwise it could be you!!!!!"

Alistair "Gay" Darling escorted by Lord "Ducky" Mandelson have just been spotted exodusing the country, also a convoy of small boats carrying non-caucasian whites has been sighted paddling for their fucking lives towards mainland Europe!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Health




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