Written by Linius

Sunday, 31 May 2009

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We are watching Big Brother.

Today it has been reported by an unnamed government source that up to 100,000 letters of resignation from care workers were being considered by local councils in the UK.

An equally unnamed source from UNISON the care workers Union; said it was an insensitive and fabricated government lie.

That this "News" should be released on the day that "Suspected" as well as Convicted Paedophiles would be barred from care work, was a slur attached to all the "wonderful and dedicated" care workers;

The Unison source said that Government were trying to recoup the funds lost from Parliamentary fiddling.

And the Government's Criminal Records Bureau proposal to operate a "one-stop shop" so that concerned childcare organisations can make fast checks, should also include concerns about Parliamentary activities.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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