Queen breathes sigh of relief as Griffin finally eases pressure & pulls out!

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

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Recent Tatchell photograph showing him standing in a manly fashion whilst protesting somewhere to someone about something !

British Queen, Peter Tatchell, today expressed relief upon hearing News that BNP leader Nick Griffin had "Been forced to pull out of Her Majesty's Official Function"!

Mr Griffin was available for comment but Britain's steadfastly unbiased media organisations seemed uninterested in his carefully prepared statement & had refused to pick up the phone!

A Palace Spokesman commented that he'd overheard Her Majesty telling A Lady in waiting that "Nice Mr Griffin" was her most ardent admirer and as a gentleman had withdrawn before coming!

Tatchell said that he would now be able to take up his invitation to the party & was looking forward to nipping round the back with Prince Edward & examining His Highness's little flower & amazing bush!

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