Robbie Coltrane, Scotland's favourite funnyman, has revealed the hurt and embarrassment that his ample frame has attracted.
He tells the story of how he visited his local Doctor a few years ago and was surprised how disdainful his medical adviser was when Coltrane turned up for a routine medical check.
"You look huge, man. Like the fucking size of Switzerland" the doctor commented.
Coltrane felt like smashing his face in just to teach him a lesson. Fortunately for him, the medico diagnosed Coltrane with "piles" and prescribed some creams.
It seems that Coltrane has plenty of trouble deflecting these gibes. Just a week ago, Coltrane was walking through Glasgow when he heard a fellow Scot rudely ask another person "who is that fat bastard?"
Coltrane turned around and swore so loudly at the offenders that they complained to Police.
Coltrane just wants to be appreciated like any normal human being.
GIVE HIM A BREAK YOU SODS!!
