Nassau, Bahamas - (Sod's Banker Mess): A former NatWest banker who once botched the Queen's Cuntts & Co Enron shares portfolio was shot in the back of the head in a classic drive-by shooting rampage this weekend.
The incident prompted an immediate UK police probe into Buckingham Palace's dirty ops division, currently headed by Caribbean-cruising filthy young upstart Prince William.
The victim, Hywel Jones, 69, was gunned down outside his workplace in Gambier Village just moments after returning from laying a bouquet of flowers nearby at former Playboy stripper Anna Nicole Smith's Franklin Gardens Cemetery graveside earlier in the day.
Ex-Anna Nicole lover Howard K Stern faces multiple charges of prescription medication racketeering in California.
