Written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 26 April 2009

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You'll Never Guess What Daniel Dug Up?

London, UK - She may have been evicted from Hell's Kitchen by public vote, but Gary Lineker's 'glamorous' girlfriend left celeb chef Marco Pierre White in no doubt whatever about the size of her overinflated ego when he appeared to forget her surname.

"My name is Bux," she growled at the big bandana wearing Yorkshireman. Which was useful, because most people, with the possible exceptions of Lineker and her mum and dad, wouldn't have known that.

Except that Bux, better known as the 'Lineker girl' may have bitten off a little more than she can chew. Revelations in the UK's notorious Sunday papers appear to hint that the 'Lineker girl' is little more than an optimistic gold-digger. Which comes as something of a shock, as indeed do reports regarding naked photographs.

Danielle Bux is allegedly scheduled to star in a remake of Joan Collins's 1970's disco/sex movie 'The Bitch.'

Before returning to total obscurity.

Dear reader, You probably have no idea who the hell Danielle Bux is. Be thankful. Don't bother with the Wikipedia thing. It's a waste of time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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