London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jade Goody is to be stuffed in a new cryptozoology exhibition at London's Unnatural Hystery Museum.
The legendary self-publicist's post-taxidermy body will form part of a spectacle of creatures from myths, legends and other pseudo-sightings such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and Prince Harry's coke dealer.
The reality tv contestant had originally wanted to leave her body to (social) science but was only offered plastination treatment by notorious German body-stripper freak Dr Gunther Von Haagen-Daz.
The show is booked to tour various Creationist museums next year following Goody's conversion to a charismatic Southern Baptist snake charming church twinned with the George W Bush Presidential Library & Sarcophagus.
Shilpa Shetty is covered in pustules.
