]News that the Spice Girls are to perform a reunion tour has prompted the UK government to restrict the sales of paracetamol and razor blades. Music lovers are also to be banned from tall buildings. Prozac prescriptions are also set to soar on the news. "I have'nt felt this ill since the Kylie Minogue Special on BBC1" said one music industry source interviewed today.
Spice Girls re-form, paracetamol sales restricted
Funny story written by gareth davies
Sunday, 20 June 2004
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