Some Suspect that Rachel Reid is too pretty for Human Rights watch

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Tuesday, 10 February 2009

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General Likawalrus has fond memories of a certain sooty and her affection for a certain viceroy

Inquiring minds across John Bull's island are burning up with the torrid tale of a gorgeous Human Rights watch worker named Rachel Reid and a handsome British army Colonel McNally.

It seems that Reid managed to get her little paws on military secrets that reveal the disasterous number of civilian deaths in the US/Nato war in Afghanistan. Was there a pawn in some Mata Harian seduction? Enter one distinguished and upright British officer , Owen McNally. McNally, some think was tricked into turning over the civilian death toll after Ms Reid requested them during two "professional" meetings.

British Brigadeer General Looksntalks Likawalrus explained that in his day a military man was not under the pressures of today's changed war environment. How can a man even one as moral as the British offficer not succumb to the female attraction of a pretty little Human Rights watch worker. He's away from home, hearth and family...and have you ever heard of an Islamic terrorist who gives sex for money. believe me, Bucko, this ain't Indja!

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