Karen Mathews opens national babysitting agency

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Tuesday, 27 January 2009

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Stunning Karen Matthews out of jail!

Recently jailed stunner Karen Matthews has been let out of prison this morning in a bizzare twist, she has agreed to open and run a new national baby sitting service.

Many are against Karen working with children as they feels she is not a fit carer - which is absolute crap as the world knows she's well "fit"!

Human rights activists hope the new service will be a boost for other unfortunate women who are currently unable to see their own children, following their time in jail for child abuse.

In other news, Matthews has been impregnated while in jail and is expected twins. "Great for more tax credits," was her comment on leaving jail on a number 40 bus.

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