Written by victor nicholas

Sunday, 25 January 2009

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Mrs. Givens is Unhurt

Barnstaple - A man in a trench coat got on a downtown bus on Tuesday and surprised passengers by pulling out a dead cat which he then proceed to start swinging in a reckless and violent manner.

Passenger and witness Marjorie Givens says "I think it was a Havana Brown or a Tonkinese, quite uncommon. It's not often you see such a cat let alone dead on a bus swung round in circles by a stranger."

"First he swung it roundabout nearly hitting me and several others, a right good fright it was."

"Then he started doing giant circles with it banging the cat's head on the roof of the bus on the upswing bumpity-bump, good gracious.

The bus driver had a few cross words with him and let him off after one stop.

"Barnstaple is not a large city you know."

"A man could easily hurt someone swinging a dead cat here."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cats

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