Lockerbie 20th Anniversary Marked By Red Arrows Fly-Past

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Sunday, 21 December 2008

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How time flies...

The 20th anniversary of the Lockerbie Disaster, in which more than 259 passengers perished aboard Pan Am flight 103 high above the Scottish town on 21 December 1988, has, this morning, been marked with a fly-past by the Red Arrows.

Eleven residents on the ground also died.

Events are taking place in Lockerbie to mark the anniversary, including the burning of a local Libyan restaurant, and caber-tossing.

As well as these, the Royal Air Force agreed to conduct a fly-past by the Red Arrows, with all aircraft from Red One to Red Nine making an appearance. Afterwards, the planes will fly on to North Africa to bomb the shit out of Tripoli.

That's TRIPoli.

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