Written by Mary Popin

Thursday, 27 November 2008

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NORTHFOLK ENGLAND - Brain scans of older people in a lab give backing to the idea that they could be old, researchers reported Wednesday.

The finding proves a theory about one reason why old age weakens the legs and why older people have more trouble operating heavy machinery or moving heavy objects than young people because they're more easily distracted by sleep when they try to do them.

The memory exercise reported in the latest issue of the Deep Throat Magazine dealt with recognizing the different sizes of peoples genitals, but the findings apply to the more general task of trying to get the elderly to remember to take part in the experiment.

The brain activity in the older volunteers shows that Rapp music was more distracting to them than their partner shitting themselves researchers concluded.

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Topics: Old People, Brain

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