Written by Pointer

Saturday, 15 November 2008

image for Evolution in brain size linked to larger Vajayjay
Thank the highly evolved pussy!

The evolutionary answer to how human brains got so big has as much to with the vagina as it has to do with the skull! Evolutionary biologist, Pussy Galore has written a ground-braking research paper which argues that the incredible stretchability of the female groin aperture made the delivery of big brained girls and boys possible:

"The big brain made its way into the world through the portal of the powerful pussy. If that generous female groin had not developed to give way to the sizeable skull of the more evolved human, the new human would have been still born and brain dead!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: vagina, Brain

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