Labour Love Not Lost in Glenrothes in Fife - How far will it go?

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Friday, 7 November 2008

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Labour with the help of PM Brown rallied the once safe seat of Glenrothes in Fife back into the fold with Lindsay Roy's comeback victory in the Scottish highlands. UK politico watchers are wondering how far the Labour lovefest will spread.

Clementine Oranges of Constant Comment near Cowslip hopes that her seat will remain safe in the precarious climate of UK politics. Observers are closely ogling Etan Ogles standing in Pissabed by Depends. Sir Harry Consume' is threatening Labour's hold on Petunia Blossom circa Nineteensixty and Xylem Phloem may be barking up the wrong tree in defending Labour in Makelike beside Treeanleave.

Thespoof.labourlovelost is predicting a juicing in CC, a Labour leak in PBed, a clear bowl over for Sir Harry and a vicious axing for XP.

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