A Children's Golden Treasury of Andrew Sachs Whoppers

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Sunday, 2 November 2008

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Fawlty Twin Towers actor Sachs used the daftass waiter role to dupe MI5

London - (Satantic Sluts Mess): A computer geek who hacked into BBC employment archive files has dicovered a huge cover-up about 'Fawlty Twin Towers' actor Andrew Sachs' real career as a cold war Stasi spy.

Sachs, 78, apparently used the cover of an-up-and coming entertainer to throw MI5 counter-terrorism spooks off the scent.

But all the time he was passing military secrets to the Soviet Union after Mandy Rice Davis notoriously brought down the political career of Tory War Minister and Sardinian robber baron John Profumo.

The BBC files also reveal that Terry Wogan is Jonathan Ross's blood father and that both BBC gravytrain fatcats owe their meteoric rise to UK licencepayers' £££s to former Beeb chairman Marmaduke Hussey - Baron Hussey of North Bradley.

On 9/11 1996 Hussey was made a life peer because his wife Lady Sussan Hussey's position as Woman of the Bedchamber to the IRA Puppet Monarch.

It was Lady Hussey who used Buckingham Palace's Diplomatic Bag status to smuggle NATO military files that Sachs had purloined from the MoD.

Jane Goldman Ross is 69.

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