British Prime Minister Has Idea

Funny story written by KevinG

Thursday, 23 October 2008

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A housewife waits in anticipation for the pre-match cup of tea, made with a fresh bag.

LONDON. In a startling press conference today British Prime Minister Gordon McScottish announced plans to force UK tea drinkers to re-use tea bags in a bid to realign the UK's balance of payments index (etc and tosh and nonsense).

The plans are designed to counter the money that is lost to the UK by companies using Asia based support hotlines.

Fry TV, one company that does use Indian based call centres has vowed to ban party political broadcasts in retaliation. They have also vowed to continue to take an ad-break just as the football is about to start, an act that always destroys the match build up atmosphere.

Another company who also uses an Asian based support company, when asked to comment, replied "Please switching off, wait 5 minutes and then restart".

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