News has just reached us that Environmental groups plan to stop Government efforts to flood fictional place, Moomin Valley, home of the Moomintrolls, lovable creatures from the past.
Moomins are very much like Hobbits, in that they don't actually exist, and never have. Mr Robin Eunuch from the firm planning to flood the valley said: 'Moomin needs a new reservoir. It built new houses on the last one, and while that was an oversight on our part, it leaves the planning committee with something of a quandry'
Mr Leaveit, from Protestors Against Flooding Moomin Valley said: 'Yes, we have heard this all before. We have Science on our side. Now, we just have to wait for a Moomintroll to emerge, and we can protect it as a site of specific scientific interest'.
A Moomintroll was later seen emerging from a bar, with a gang of Hobbits, Gandalf, the Loch Ness Monster, Glenn Miller, Lord Lucan and Elvis Presley. If it was not true we would have to make it all up.
