Five Tips for a Flat Stomach, the irritating advertisement which is currently popping up on the pages of TheSpoof has been exposed as a hoax!
Brendan Ballsucker, a regular reader of TheSpoof was the man who discovered the truth.
'Five Tips for a Flat Stomach' leaps out at you when you read the stories', Brendan told us yesterday, 'and I thought to myself, OK, I'll have a go at that (even though my stomach is already perfectly flat), but what a disappointment!'
I had to click through dozens of links and read loads of crap, and then pay $500 and all I got was a special delivery notepad, and inside was written: Five Tips for a Flat Stomach.
- Eat less food.
- Don't drink lager.
- Don't eat doughnuts.
- Lie underneath a steamroller.
- Buy a corset.
'It's all a big con', shouted an outraged Brendan. Do Not Buy Five Tips for a Flat Stomach. It's crap!
